Tweet your way off marketing lists
As Google gets all the more pervasive & what we put
online gets sold to the highest bidder here are some suggestions to tweet/facebook/blog
to get you off the marketing lists:
Called to God, joining a silent order.
My power of attorney goes to (email of someone that deserves
your spam)
My committal hearing is not going well, I may not be
available for a while.
Farewell cruel world.
Won Euromillions, please contact me only via my lawyer .
My penis is too big, I need a reduction.
Doctor gave me three weeks to live, 20 days ago. Not feeling
so good.
Didn’t realise that jury nobbling actually added to your sentence.
Might be away for a while.
Hacked into Twitter/Google/FaceBook accounts, News of the
World thought they had problems!!!!
If anyone else tries to sell something to my dead
husband/wife I will accept the product as a gift in their memory.
My brother the dodgy pharmacologist, supplies all my needs.
Please deal direct with my relative Mr V Big, The President,
Government Representative, Mucho Money Bank, Abuja, Nigeria. Who has access to all
my bank account details.
Sueing Twitter/Google/FaceBook for invasion of privacy is
even better than PPI, you didn’t even have to pay the money up-front.
My spam filter finds your ‘freepost’ address and is
connected to my waste disposal.
My account automatically replies to spam with a copy of suggested
terrorist targets & bomb making diagrams which will bury itself in your
hard drive & any portable drives & will then email them to your client
list.
I didn’t realise you cared, I’ve been watching you for
weeks, I’ll upload my photos of you, might take a while.
Congratulations, you are the 9 billionth person to access
these details.
Please feel free to add.
